MM takes SJP on a date on someone else's boat, pretending that it's his. Matthew McConaughey is repeatedly attacked by wild animals. A few scenes are ridiculous and childish. The scenes are a jumble of failed ideas quickly abandoned. Nothing here makes much of any sense at all. How do you put two such beautiful, sexy, charismatic actors - Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker - in a movie, and yet have absolutely zero romance or heat or sexual chemistry in the movie? I mean, you'd really have to be trying to make a movie this erotically neutered with two such stars. What's the point of putting goofy scenes, like the fake bird fake CPR scene, a scene that every seven year old in the audience will wake up for, in an alleged "romantic" comedy? There's no romance here. Scenes are short and borderline incoherent, or so dumb as to be targeted at an audience too young to care about romance. In fact, why can Terry Bradshaw, a former football player, act better than professional Hollywood writers can write? This script is a mess. Every actor in this cast, including Terry Bradshaw, a former football player, is fantastic. Why, oh, why, can Hollywood assemble such a fantastic cast, and fail the cast members so miserably with the script? Stay home and watch a "Friends" rerun and you'll probably witness a more coherent, funnier, and truer script.
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